Total Medals Earned: 265 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,930 Points
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
well! what is it!
*looks skyward*
r1 r1 r1 r1
prostration
roll bs roll bs roll bs
well! what it is!
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/140 points)
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
That's an easy way out.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/120 points)
You started the game and walked! (And watched the ad)
You just Leveled up!!
You Nearly completed the game!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/235 points)
Complete the tutorial to begin your journey.
Find all the lost items.
Pimp out your ride with all possible modules.
Upgrade one of your sub-systems.
Complete 10 Objectives.
Uncover all the buried items.
Find all the Alien artifacts to complete the 'story'.
Upgrade all sub-systems to their maximum levels.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Kill at least sixteen insects
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 4/21 (30/390 points)
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order